Fortune Cookie Rule #4: Don't read too deeply into it

This is literally the first fortune I received this (lunar) new year. "How hierarchical anachronistic, especially for this modern age for a woman!" I thought and promptly wanted to open another cookie per my Rule #3, but alas all my elder relatives have taken their cookies already and it would improper if not downright rude to steal from them. So here goes:

in bed ;)