Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Fortune Cookie Rule #1: always always always add "in bed" to the end

I'm obsessed with fortune cookies, not necessarily going out of my way to eat bad take out Chinese food to get them but I've been saving/hoarding every little scrap of fortune since I can remember! 

While fortune cookies are served ubiquitously at Chinese American take out joints across the US, the cookies are actual not served in China or even invented there! That doesn't diminish my glee as I crack open the brittle shell to reveal a "fortune," and then proceed to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune.

So let it be proclaim that every Wednesday is Fortune Cookie Wednesday, where the more amusing fortunes are shared :)

To kick it off:


...in bed! ;)